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La inceputul secolului XX se duce Bula la ghicitoare. Aceasta ii spune: - Mda... Din cauza ta vor muri multzi oameni shi altzi vor ramane fara casa... Pleaca Bula dezamagit, cand in drum spre casa vede un copil pe shinele de tramvai. Sare Bula, repede, il salveaza. -Cum te cheama, puisor?a intrebat Bula. -...Adolf...Adolf Hitler.
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a murit in fiecare zi cate putzin / alcoolizat printre sticlele cu vin...
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| 23-09-2005 21:40:17 |
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ms shadow k apreciezi bancurile mele....:P
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a murit in fiecare zi cate putzin / alcoolizat printre sticlele cu vin...
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| 24-09-2005 19:53:59 |
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A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked,
multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes
are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's
without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced
jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down
in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who
just glares at him for the next ten miles.
Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man:
"What are you looking at you old fart? Didn't you ever do
anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when I
was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had
sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."
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| 25-09-2005 20:23:25 |
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bah cionaide bancurile tale nu ne plac >
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a murit in fiecare zi cate putzin / alcoolizat printre sticlele cu vin...
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| 25-09-2005 22:19:28 |
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Shadow
Pimpus Maximus Mesaj Privat
 Din: The Shadow Of Love
Inregistrat: 09-05-2005
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Save Me From Myself
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| 26-09-2005 19:03:42 |
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diaboliku a scris:
bah cionaide bancurile tale nu ne plac > |
mie imi plac... si asta cu bula si hitler il stiam d mult... 
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| 26-09-2005 19:11:09 |
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Modificat de morbyd666 (18-05-2009 06:27:05)
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| 26-09-2005 20:23:27 |
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CAT D ADEVARAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 27-09-2005 11:46:23 |
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Modificat de morbyd666 (18-05-2009 06:27:11)
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| 27-09-2005 13:22:26 |
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bey cionaide am zis k nu ne plak k le scrii pe toate numa in engleza... k altfel imi plak....si nu conteaza k u il stii de nush knd k poate si yo stiu unele bancuri pe kre leai postat u
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a murit in fiecare zi cate putzin / alcoolizat printre sticlele cu vin...
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| 28-09-2005 15:10:22 |
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corect 
chestia e k mi se par mai tari alea in engleza...
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| 28-09-2005 17:32:51 |
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Batranetea:
Three sisters ages 72, 74, and 76 lived in a house together. One night the 76-year-old drew a bath. She put her foot in and paused. She yelled down the stairs "was I getting into or out of the bath?"
The 74-year-old yelled back "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She started up the stairs and paused. Then she yelled, "was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 72-year-old sat at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shook her head sadly and said, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocked on wood for good measure. She then yelled, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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| 03-10-2005 09:55:26 |
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cred k o stiti pasta:
varianta scurta d la scrisoare a 3-a
Tu esti Mircea?
Nu.
e veche, dar e super
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| 04-10-2005 17:08:06 |
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ma rog... dak o fi d la scrisoare a 3-a... nu mai stiu sigur 
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| 04-10-2005 17:08:47 |
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A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. "I'm really going to give it to this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to go for hours and hours." The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meet his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious. " The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!!"
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| 03-11-2005 16:00:38 |
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Know Your Customers
Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify a woman`s personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won`t have to approach her, if she is interested, she`ll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel & spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy & sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is. She should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals looking to get totally drunk, and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest girl in the bar. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple & clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He`s poor & wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer & wants to get laid.
Wine: He`s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn`t give a hoot about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He`s gay.
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| 10-11-2005 21:28:16 |
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I love you domnisoara
Si sunt very mahnit
Caci when i speak engleza
You razi necontenit.
I know esti englezoaica
But it isn't important
Amorul meu for tine
Is very palpitant.
I can't to sleep azi-noapte
Si-am stat sa learn ceva
From cartea de engleza
Sa-ti tell iubirea mea
Ah, ar fi atat de bine
But you see nu-i chiar asa
Caci eu speak what i can spune,
Dar mai zi si tu ceva.
Te-ai gasit sa ma-ntelegi!
Vad ca dear te iubesc
Understand i love you draga
Cum naiba sa-ti mai vorbesc?
You are totul pentru mine
And i want sa ne iubim
Dar it's difficult vezi bine
Caci we nu ne potrivim.
Nu e clar sa-ncep mai bine
Uite Shakespeare, Juliette
Eu Romeo love pe tine
Vrei ceva si mai concret!
Concret i can't know mai bine
And i speak ca un nauc
Si i'm sorry langa tine
Intru in the balamuc!!!
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im just evil.....brrr....
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| 14-01-2006 19:04:03 |
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Da unul telefon la *222 si intreaba:
-Domnisoara, de ce imi apare mereu un cal pe ecranul telefonului cand sun pe cineva?
-Nu-mi dau seama, poate asa l-ati setat dumneavoastra. Dar cum arata?
-Pai cand dau telefon apare scris CALL.
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im just evil.....brrr....
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| 14-01-2006 19:05:12 |
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Eu cand ma-mbat is beat
Cand merg ma tin de gard
Dar daca gardul se termina,
Nu stiu ce-am sa fac
Am sa ma iau in maini
Si am sa-mi fac un vant
Dar tot mai bine-i in picioare
Cind te sprijini de pamant
Dim-neta capu-i greu
Dar eu mai vreu sa beu
Dau cu mana pe sub perna
Oare unde-i capul meu?
Cata bautura-aseara am baut
N-am baut in viata mea
Eu cred ca-s unicul barbat
Care m-am nascut de ziua mea.
De fapt, eu ziua mea
Mi-o fac in fiecare zi,
Daca trebuie – cateodata
Chiar de doua ori pe zi.
De-o vorba, ziua daca-mi cade ziua
Nu mi-o fac de tat
Dar daca-mi cade ziua noaptea –
Noaptea iarasi ma imbat
Ce interesante ganduri imi intra-n cap
Atunci numai cand beu
Nici nu stiu cum de cap in cap
Incap atatea-n capul meu
Ori ca memoria ma ajuta,
Dar asta nu-i putin
Ce-i drept, eu am memorie, numai
Nu tin minte unde-o tin.
Daca doctorii m-or prinde
Stiu ce mi-or propune-amu
Ori traiesc putin, dar bine,
Ori mai mult, dar bine nu.
Eu, de-o vorba, pentru mine
De-acum mi-am ales ce-am vrut
Sa traiesc mai mult, dar bine
Si sa beau cum am baut
Beau si eu, ca moldovanul,
Patru ori pe an, ia zi:
La Craciun, de Hram, la Paste
Si in fiecare zi.
Eu cand beau intotdeauna,
Niciodata nu ma-nervez.
Ma-nervez atuncea numai
Cand nu pot sa ma-nervez
Doamne, ce se-ntampla aicea
De-s asa de multe fete?
Oare-n seara asta am sa
Dovedesc sa beau cu tati?
Cred ca da, pentru ca eu
Intotdeauna dovedesc
Inaintea lor de-aicea
Dupa dinsele sa ies.
Dar pana cand mai este cand
Si inca nimeni n-a plecat
Beau, fumez, mai nu stiu ce
Cand ma trezesc – da amu-s beat.
Si eu de asta nu-nteleg
Mai, ce tot beau asa gustos,
De se duce tot in cap
De parca-as bea cu capu-njos.
Cand dau din bar sa intru-n afara
Si incep cu umbra sa ma intrec
Eu inteleg ca-ncep sa inteleg
Ca nimic nu inteleg
Da principalu-i important
Ca unde m-am pornit m-am dus
Si daca am ajuns acasa,
Acasa-nseamna ca-m ajuns.
Si chiar de-o sa ma-ntrebe tata unde-am fost
Ii spun si ce-am facut:
„Am baut la bar cu Ghita,
Ei, si ce dac-am baut?
Si cu fetele-am baut
Si unde-am fost ma duc si maine
Stii ce-am mai facut cu fetele, tata?�
„Ssss .. Rusine�.
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im just evil.....brrr....
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| 14-01-2006 19:12:26 |
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Un student pica la examenul de logica.
- Domnule profesor, daca va pun o intrebare de logica si nu stiti raspunsul, imi mariti nota?
- Da, sigur!
- Ce este legal dar ilogic, ilegal dar logic, ilogic si ilegal, toate in acelasi timp?
Profesorul se gandeste, face scheme pe hartie, dar nu stie raspunsul.
- Bine, uite, ti-am pus 8 in loc de 3, acum spune-mi si mie raspunsul.
- Faptul ca dumneavoastra aveti 69 ani, iar sotia dvs. are 22 ani este legal, dar ilogic; faptul ca sotia dvs. are un amant de 21 ani este ilegal, dar logic, iar faptul ca dvs. ii mariti nota amantului sotiei dvs. este si ilegal si ilogic!
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| 06-02-2006 10:24:54 |
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un banc super dementzial :
ce canta nebunii kre se arunk d p empire state building?
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I believe i can fly!
Iar cei d jos c canta?
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It's raining men!
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| 07-02-2006 22:10:09 |
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