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A man walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. A few minutes later, he begins talking into his hand. This goes on for nearly half and hour and finally the bartender asks him about it. The man says that he recently had a cell phone surgically implanted into his hand and shows the bartender. "So now, I don't have to remember to bring my cell phone with me, its already in my hand!" the man exclaims to the bartender. Suddenly, the man gets up and goes to the bathroom. A few hours pass by and the bar closes. The bartender, remembering the man, goes to the bathroom to check on him. He finds him bent over with toilet paper hanging out of his ass. The bartender is grossed out and asks him to leave, but the man says, "Wait, I'm getting a fax."
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