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"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
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Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama's so fat, she whistles bass.
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